Welcome to Your Dental Destiny
At We Got Us Some Dentists, we specialize in teeth that have seen better days. Whether you've been avoiding us for 5 years or 15, we've literally seen it all. And we mean ALL of it.
Our Motto: "No judgment... okay, maybe a little judgment."
😬 The "Oh No" Consultation
Our most popular service! Come in and let us gasp audibly at your dental situation. We'll take 47 x-rays and ask "when was your last cleaning?" while already knowing the answer.
Starting at $299 (plus the cost of our therapist)
🪥 Extreme Deep Cleaning
For teeth that haven't seen floss since the Obama administration. We'll need a chisel, a prayer, and possibly an exorcist. Sedation included (for us and you).
Price: Yes
🎨 Cosmetic Miracles
Transform your smile from "I drink coffee for a living" to "I might be in a toothpaste commercial." Results may vary. Dramatically.
We accept payment plans (you'll need one)
Our "Before" Gallery
Real patients, real regrets. Don't worry, we got u some help.
"I came in with teeth that looked like a Jack-o'-lantern in November. Now they're only slightly Halloween-themed! 5 stars!" - Karen M.
"Dr. Jenkins didn't even faint when I opened my mouth. True professional." - Steve R.
"They said 'we got us some dentists' and boy, did I need them. All of them." - Anonymous
Ready to Face Your Fears?
Book your appointment today! We promise to only judge you a little bit.
Our dentists are standing by (with reinforced gloves)
Book Now (If You Dare)Why Choose We Got Us Some Dentists?
- ✓ We've seen worse (probably)
- ✓ No appointment shaming guarantee*
- ✓ Free stress ball with every root canal
- ✓ Nitrous oxide flowing like a Vegas buffet
- ✓ Our waiting room magazines are from THIS decade
- ✓ We validate parking AND your life choices
*Guarantee not actually guaranteed